{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
{"fact":"Julius Ceasar, Henri II, Charles XI, and Napoleon were all afraid of cats.","length":74}
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{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Charles, Count Alten","displaytitle":"Charles, Count Alten","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q70484","titles":{"canonical":"Charles,_Count_Alten","normalized":"Charles, Count Alten","display":"Charles, Count Alten"},"pageid":637270,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/Ahlten_BomannMuseum%4020150903_03.JPG/330px-Ahlten_BomannMuseum%4020150903_03.JPG","width":320,"height":397},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/23/Ahlten_BomannMuseum%4020150903_03.JPG","width":3146,"height":3899},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1272390807","tid":"644092a4-dd6a-11ef-aa84-f98169a69044","timestamp":"2025-01-28T11:24:09Z","description":"German army officer and politician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles%2C_Count_Alten","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles%2C_Count_Alten?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles%2C_Count_Alten?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Charles%2C_Count_Alten"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles%2C_Count_Alten","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Charles%2C_Count_Alten","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles%2C_Count_Alten?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Charles%2C_Count_Alten"}},"extract":"Sir Charles August von Alten, better known as Charles, Count Alten, was a German army officer and politician who led the Light Division during the last two years of the Peninsular War. At the Battle of Waterloo, he commanded a division in the front line, where he was wounded. He later rose to the rank of Field Marshal in the Hanoverian Army.","extract_html":"
Sir Charles August von Alten, better known as Charles, Count Alten, was a German army officer and politician who led the Light Division during the last two years of the Peninsular War. At the Battle of Waterloo, he commanded a division in the front line, where he was wounded. He later rose to the rank of Field Marshal in the Hanoverian Army.
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{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
{"fact":"A queen (female cat) can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old.","length":77}
{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
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