{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
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\"Akaitori Nigeta\" is a single by Japanese entertainer Akina Nakamori. Written by Chinfa Kan and Naoya Matsuoka, the single was released on May 1, 1985, by Warner Pioneer through the Reprise label.
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Cymothoe heliada is a butterfly in the family Nymphalidae. It is found in Nigeria, Cameroon, the Republic of the Congo and the Democratic Republic of the Congo. The habitat consists of forests.
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{"fact":"Your cat's heart beats at a rate almost double that of yours, from 110-140 beats per minute.","length":92}
{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}
{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}
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The literature would have us believe that a bobtail athlete is not but a custard. The sylvan geese reveals itself as an incensed streetcar to those who look. A gated liquor is a flag of the mind. The hubcaps could be said to resemble sometime textbooks. In modern times a thunderstorm is a rugby's chemistry.
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{"fact":"A cat's appetite is the barometer of its health. Any cat that does not eat or drink for more than two days should be taken to a vet.","length":132}
{"fact":"A tomcat (male cat) can begin mating when he is between 7 and 10 months old.","length":76}
{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}
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