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{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?","punchline":"Now we just have to call him Dav.","id":96}
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Kim Tae-hyung, known professionally as V (뷔), is a South Korean singer and songwriter. In 2013, he made his debut as a member of the South Korean boy band BTS, under Big Hit Entertainment.
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