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Centaur is a pinball machine designed by Jim Patla and produced by Bally. The game was inspired by the classic Bally's 1956 Balls-A-Poppin that was the first flipper pinball machine with multiball. Because of its success, the pinball machine was re-released in 1983 as Centaur II. The re-release has only a different backbox and was otherwise unchanged.

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Porthmadog Football Club are a football team, playing in the Ardal NW League. The club was founded in 1872 and plays at Y Traeth, Porthmadog, which accommodates 3,000 spectators.

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